Sunday, February 13, 2011

Islam is our Friend

As dedicated progressives, we understand that the desciples of Islam want the same things we do.  We want to fundimentally change America, and they do, too.  They want to establish a Caliphate here and around the world.  And of course, as one of my Islamist friends told me, "Caliphate" is Arabic for "socialist utopia".

Islam is known as the "Religion of Peace".  They are not allowed to kill any members of their own faith, unless they happen to get in the way of a suicide bomb meant for Jews and Christians.  Islam is also very liberal concerning abortion.  They believe in abortion of any Christian or Jew up to age 92.

Sharia law is a very kind and gentle system that Islamists live under.  Even though someone may be convicted of stealing or committing some other crime such as public drunkenness, the Islamic courts are always willing to give them "a hand".  Or sometimes, an eye or a tongue.  The Islamic judges are very progressive, as well.  If young lovers are caught in public, the courts will help them get stoned.  So, get on board, progressives, and Islam will rock YOUR world!

Lucifer Artiste

2 comments:

  1. "They believe in abortion of any Christian or Jew up to age 92."

    I believe this factoid may be out of date.
    I can't find a cite, but I'm sure I remember hearing it was now 99.
    (Inflation, doncha know.)

    Oh, and you left out the Hindus, too.

    (Muslim/Hindu animosity dwarfs almost all others; see: India, Partition of; and Pakistan, founding of. Depending on who's counting, between 12 and 25 million people chose to / were forced to move from where they'd been living, in order to live in a country in which they were of the majority. Upper estimates of deaths in that conflict top a million within a short span of time. The US, by comparison, looks like a veritable post-racial paradise.)

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  2. You left out the part where you pretend to care about women's freedoms, education, and safety.
    And where's the shoutout to our most-revered leader and sugar-daddy Papa Soros, or our great inspiration Saul Aliensky?
    C'mon now -- we know you can do better than this!

    Credit where it's due dep't: "help them get stoned" -- now THAT's funny!

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