Obama Pulls Off a Miracle

Do you remember how horrible things were under that tyrant George Bush?  We had two bloody, awful illegal wars going.  Anti-war protesters filled the streets screeming their lungs out demanding an end to the horror!  Gasoline prices rose to nearly $4 a gallon because of Bush's ties to big oil.  On top of it all, the global warming was causing the Arctic ice to melt at a tremendous rate, and was predicted to disappear last year.

Well guess what?  Obama promised us a miracle.  He said he would lower the seas.  He said he would end the wars.  And he said he would provide affordable energy to all of America.  Well, now we know that he has done everything he promised.  If there are any wars going on now, we would have heard something about it.  The media is silent.  War protesters have gone home.  I don't see pictures of servicemen's coffins in the newspapers anymore.  Obama has brought us peace.

In 2008, the Senate was dragging oil executives into Congress demanding answers about the unbearably high cost of gasoline.  Bush was in cahoots with them and manipulating the price of oil to benefit his pals.  But now, Obama has done away with all that.  The news channels tell us now that gasoline prices are affordable, and shouldn't bother us.  We don't need to get to the bottom of who's responsible, because no one is responsible.  Least of all, President Obama.  He said, if you can't afford high gas prices, buy a $40,000 Chevy Volt.  He's sooo smart!

And finally, he has stopped global warming.  Not only haven't the oceans risen, the polar ice caps have not melted. 

The danger is that if we don't re-elect him in 2012 and a Republican gets into office, all of these bad things will suddenly reappear. 

Lucifer Artiste